The Wildly Noisy Wooden Thing

What do you get when you cross a duck call with a kazoo? The Wildly Noisy Wooden Thing!

To play this boisterous bauble, simply blow into it from either side, moving air over its resonator. This wooden "whistle" emits a not-quite-pleasing yet not-quite-annoying noise that's not exactly music but definitely makes a statement.

Use it to celebrate a special occasion or to amuse yourself—either way, you'll definitely use it to annoy any human or animal within earshot.