Take A Number Kit

Modern life is hectic as heck, and the only way to tame that snarled set of stress is to sort things out in an organized fashion. Make your problems get in line with the Take A Number Kit.

Styled after a butcher's favorite tool kit (after the slicer, of course), this ticket system dispenses a new number with each pull. Make your coworkers, kids, and anyone else annoying you wait until you're ready. Then press the button on your Now Serving digital scoreboard to call up their number.

In case you need even more help arranging the chaos, this kit includes a booklet titled A Little Guide for Office Sanity, with chapters suchs as "People Problems," "Tech Temptations," and "Distractions as Rewards."

Whether it's a tongue-in-cheek gag gift or a strictly serious solution to too many problems, the Take A Number Kit can contain the craziness in an ordered fashion.