Rubber Chicken Pen

As the saying goes, the pen is louder than the sword! The Rubber Chicken Pen is the perfect desk accessory for anyone who thinks office supplies take themselves way too seriously.

Combining the utility of a smooth-writing pen with the absurd fun of the classic gag transforms your boring ballpoint into your new favorite stationery. And with one squeeze, a silent study session becomes more than the ears can handle.

Even though this handheld hen is small, its shrieks are still jarring enough to delightfully annoy anyone in earshot, so prepare for glares from your enemies and chuckles from your friends. Buy one for every bird in your flock and stage your own slapstick screeching symphony.