Giant Edible Candy Cane

Merry Christmas! Ho-ho-holy moly, that's a Big Candy Cane!

This plus-sized peppermint treat perfectly resembles the Christmas confection you know and love, except it's friggin' 'uge.

Standing more than a foot tall and weighing in at over a pound, the hard peppermint crook can sustain a person for their average daily Calorie requirements while impressing them with its massive merriment at the same time. Good luck finding a tree with branches that can support this sucker.