Fast Food Pen

Order your drive-thru dinner with ketchup, mustard, and a side of homework when you write with Fast Food Pens. These eye-catching designs blend the kitschy with the artistic thanks to textured, hand-painted pieces of fast food cast in resin. The sturdy build and hand-crafted finish transcend gimmick and make this novel stationery a quality writing tool.

More than just a pretty thing, the black ballpoints glide as easily as a greasy meat patty, and the extra heft gives you a solid base as you press down on the page. They’ll easily be your new favorite way to write (even when you’re not hungry).