Farting Emoji Poop Pen

Writing things by hand kinda stinks, so it only makes sense you should do it with the Farting Emoji Poop Pen.

Decorated with smiling cartoon piles of poo, the pen is funny just to look at, but pressing down on the hard plastic poo emoji on the end of the pen produces nature’s funniest joke of all: a fart.

The pen is loaded with seven different flatulent sounds to give you a laugh during boring homework or cut the tension (and the cheese) at work.