Borrow My Pen?

Like the free pens cluttering your junk drawer, Borrow My Pen? pens advertise a local business. But unlike ordinary free pens, each Borrow My Pen? promotes a hilariously offensive establishment, from the “Last Hurrah Elderly Arcade” to “Undies-to-Go”. Each ballpoint from the set of eight features a uniquely subversive slogan.

The next time someone wants you to lend them a pen, slip them a Borrow My Pen? and revel in their reaction. And should you loan one out to a friend who thinks a novelty pen promoting “Stuffed with Love Taxidermy” is in bad taste, you should remind them that pens are for writing, not chewing on.