Bag of Reindeer Farts

Most folks south of the North Pole don’t realize that Santa’s sleigh is gas-powered. But it doesn’t run on premium unleaded… it uses the pungent propelling power of reindeer farts! Enjoying these candy clouds means you're doing your part by cleaning up the exhaust of ol' Saint Nick's beasts of burden.

These tufts of flatulent fluff are spun sugar puffed up with some kind of air and appropriately seasonally flavored to taste like peppermint. If you weren't already 100% sure these were genuine reindeer farts, you just might mistake them for cotton candy. Doorknob on Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen...